lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

golgibodies:

i fall in love like 4 times a day

lampghost:

dont hate the player, hate the controller, this shit is broken i swear to god i jumped bro

Tyler gives some clothes away

kanyewesticle:

How do u tell someone to start a conversation with u so u dont have to

anticodon:

So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”

during a concert

rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

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